From Jason Suecof, the mastermind behind Capharnaum, Charred Walls of the Damned, and Founder/Owner of Audiohammer studios, comes Crotchduster. Quite simply unlike anything you have ever heard, it’s hard to pinpoint a specific genre of music for Crotchduster due to the fact that they blend basically every genre together into one big ball of WTF?, but they are a heavy metal band.

Crotchduster has one album, titled “Big Fat Box of Shit” and it’s a hilarious, genre blending, offensive, album that’s all over the place, while maintaining great instrumentation the whole way through, people have called it an “Accidental Masterpiece” and youtube reviewing veteran CoverKillerNation gave it his seal of approval in one of his really early videos, you can watch that video here:

Jason Suecof has said in a 2011 interview with metal injection that he would do another Crotchduster album, but he doesn’t want to take it seriously and he knows that if he tries to make another Crotchduster album he will let the pressure of topping the first album get to him and he’ll start trying to change things making the whole album ruined, he says that he might make another album eventually but he doesn’t want to promise anything, you can watch that interview here:

Still not sold on how great Crotchduster is? well, i’ll leave you with this quote from the bands Bandcamp page.

“Have you ever had listening experiences that have caused you to undergo such a magnificent spiritual revelation? Okay, so I have those every five minutes, but this time, THIS TIME, it’s sincere and honest. Trust me! Would I mislead you? (Don’t answer that, it’s rhetorical.) Anyways this is the spiritual enlightenment of a lifetime! This is the metal band to end all metal wars and crusades! This is THE band you need to hear. This … is … Crotchduster?

THAT’S RIGHT! Crotchduster. To explain the history of this band would take hours and ultimately perplex you so I’ll take the liberty of summing it up in two words: tax evasion. Don’t worry if it doesn’t make sense to you now, just give it some time and it will slowly seep into your puny little minds.

Not convinced just based on that information alone? Let’s go to the selling points. Are you one of those schmucks who hate Suffoclones and every new melodic metalcore band that has no iota of diversity in their music whatsoever? Well have no fear! Because Crotchduster effectively pulls off the exhausting task of including EVERY GENRE of music there is possible! You’ve got thrash, death metal, power metal, glam! You’ve got vocoders! You’ve got Glen Danzig impersonations! You’ve got Slayer covers! You have improvisational jazz! All of this performed with such crafty musicianship that you won’t believe your very ears! Still not sold? You’ve even got a special guest vocal appearance from RICHARD CHRISTY!!! STILL not sold??? THEY HAVE A DOG AS A DRUMMER. You don’t get much more BR00TAL than that, man!"

Crotchduster – 2004