[Spoken]

Uh, ladies and gentleman

This is your captain, Bill Williams

I'd like to thank you for flying Williamsburg Truck-lines

If you look out to your left you'll see Cain taking a giant dump

And if you look out to the right you'll see my little sister fucking herself with a stick

Tammy, put that stick down you dirty whore!

Mammal Sauce that we're serving on our in flight meal was mixed with my cock as a swizzle-stick

Welcome to the bottom of my pants

Eat my asshole

Shitting out a turkey leg in France

Here's 5 dollars

I'm a nasty dirty little slut

Hey I hear ya

We're all bleeding

Here's a bagel

Vagina land

Let me fuck your pussy

Let me fuck that fuckin' shit

If i had a crowbar

Id spread your ass open with it

Let me pinch your nipples

Let me smell your sweaty tits

I'll use my geographic tongue

And clean your buttcrack out with it

They got them titties at Molly Brown's

They got that pussy at Molly Brown's

Smelling her big titties

Makes my monster arise

Her pussy's winking at me

Like a wet gooey eye

Vagiflap the reason for Cain

The way that he looks in my eye

Mammal sauce, so pleasantly fresh

My senators vagina in the sky