[Verse 1]

Pray for the day

Pray for the day that I die

They called me late last night

Too bad my brain was fried

[Pre-Chorus]

Come Monday morning

Real life's a'calling

Call one more fucking time and I swear I'll set it off

[Chorus]

I don't know what I signed up for

But I know this isn't it

So tell me, baby what you lying for?

'Cause you're giving me the ick

I could go on and on but what the fuck for?

The glass shoe doesn't fit

It makes me itch, it makes me sick

Yeah

[Verse 2]

Go get a job

Suit up and wear a tie, I'm alright

They want me at my best

My best is fucking high

Yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

Come Monday morning

Real life's a'calling

Call one more fucking time and I swear I'll set it off

Don't test me

[Chorus]

I don't know what I signed up for

But I know this isn't it

So tell me, baby what you lying for?

'Cause you're giving me the ick

I could go on and on but what the fuck for?

The glass shoe doesn't fit

It makes me itch, it makes me sick

Yeah

[Bridge]

Fuck a job, fuck a cop

Give 'em everything you got

Fuck the man, fuck a opp

Don't be something that you're not

Fuck Monday morning

Real life is boring

[Chorus]

I don't know what I signed up for

But I know this isn't it

So tell me, baby what you lying for?

'Cause you're giving me the ick

I could go on and on but what the fuck for?

The glass shoe doesn't fit

It makes me itch, it makes me itch

Yeah

[Outro]

Come Monday morning

Real life's a'calling

It makes me itch

Yeah

Fuck Monday morning

Real life is boring

It makes me itch, it makes me sick