[Verse]

You'll be giddy ditty when I get-y famous

I got banned from IHOP 'cause I killed my waitress

And you're pretty like a kitty without any makeup (Meow)

Lots of screaming animosity is how my day was

But it was mainly in my head where it's fucking noisy (Woof, woof)

I'll drink the red one even when I know it's poison (Grr)

[Chorus]

Take the purple potion

P-p-purple potion

Do not take the green potion

No, no, no, no, fuck the notion

Do not take the green potion

[Outro]

Do not take the green potion