[Intro: wifiskeleton, Anna Gunn & Bryan Cranston]
Ten thousand things I'll never tell
I'm with keepsecrets, and we're goin' to hell
Smokin' in the crawlspace, like, "What's that smell?"
Ten thousand wounds in my human shell
Walt, please, please just hear me out, please
Ahhh!
Ahahahahahahaha!
[Chorus: wifiskeleton]
Ten thousand things I'll never tell
I'm with keepsecrets, and we're goin' to hell
Smokin' in the crawlspace, like, "What's that smell?"
Ten thousand wounds in my human shell
[Verse 1: wifiskeleton]
Lies I wish that you'd believe
Sometimes all I do's deceive
I know karma's watchin' me
It's in the shadows where I sleep
[Verse 2: keepsecrets]
Everything I buy makes me feel worse
Sheddin' tears every time I cop a new shirt
Every single object is a new curse
Think you feel bad? I can show you real hurt
Ignore my friends 'cause I hate my phone
I heard you made plans, but I'll stay home
I'll pass the time in my room alone, another six months I'll be unknown
[Chorus: wifiskeleton]
Ten thousand things I'll never tell
I'm with keepsecrets, and we're goin' to hell
Smokin' in the crawlspace, like, "What's that smell?"
Ten thousand wounds in my human shell
[Outro]
Mathematical!