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If it were 2008, and I was on my way home

I'd be texting while I drive, I'd keep your pictures on my phone

I'd be updating my MySpace, telling everyone I know

That I'm loving Halo 3: ODST and these Newports that I smoke

I don't really enjoy this reality we live in

So I watch DVRs and women

You claim that I do these things I didn't

How would you like it if it happened to you?

I don't really enjoy this reality we live in

So I watch DVRs and women

You claim that I do these things I didn't

How would you like it if it happened to you?