[Intro: The Geezer]

(You what, you what?)

[?]

[Verse 1: Unknown P]

Man got punched on a Judy one (bugger off)

On the Tune I'm a Looney one

Strong and rich, like a Nespresso (ahh)

Man's on a George Clooney one

She wanna take a quick pic

On a Wayne Rooney one

Cheeeese!

Halloumi one (delicious)

Kiss, your girl blew me one

[Verse 2: The Geezer]

Accumulator, 2 to 1

Coupla' cans, do me one

Phone hacking?

That's The Sun

Got my Julie, she's the one

Dragon Stout, Magnum

Pie and mash, sausage one

Hard dough bread

Cheese bun

Lottery ticket

Look, I've won

[Verse 3: Unknown P]

Played 4 girls on a Toby one (hahaha)

Blue saber, Obi-Wan (mmm)

All of the drip's authentic (bling)

It's Genuine - Pony one (*horse neigh*)

And I jump on the beat like a pogo

Got a hairline shaped like a MOBO

They say "P, you're the best hands down like the time Dave posed for a photo"

[Verse 4: The Geezer]

String vest on a pointless one (bap)

Wine your bumper, shake your bum (bop)

Bit of banter, bit of fun (you what?)

Elephant Man, Give Dem a Run (what are you looking at?)

Having a laugh?

You want some?

Come outside, you'll get done

Moving mad, Hugo one

Furthermore: suck your mum