[Verse 1]

Roger liked to watch her with a telescope

And follow her around with a tape recorder

He put the information in the firm's computer

Comparative analysis, he thought he knew her

[Chorus]

I need to know her, I need to know her

I need to know her, I need to know her

I need to know her, I need to know her

I need to know her, I need to know her

[Verse 2]

He pulled out his digital calculator

And figured out a formula on how he could make her

Bill Wyman's T.V. course for data technicians

Planned his future around a woman and children

[Chorus]

I need to know her, I need to know her

I need to know her, I need to know her

I need to know her, I need to know her

I need to know her, I need to know her

[Verse 3]

Roger finally met her on an elevator

And put his plan to work for a movie and dinner

But afterwards he realized there's no gratification

Without digital stimulation

[Chorus]

I need to know her, I need to know her

I need to know her, I need to know her

I need to know her, I need to know her

I need to know her, I need to know her