[Instrumental Intro]

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 1: Peter Steele]

Wilma Flintstone, Marcia Brady

Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz

Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie

Morticia Addams, Aunt Esther

Sweet Polly Purebred, Natasha

Mrs. McGillicuddy

[Chorus: Peter Steele]

How could she?

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2: Peter Steele]

Ginger, Mary Ann, Mrs. Howell

Samantha Stevens, Lieutenant Uhura

Judy Jetson

Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz

Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster

Rhoda, Penny Robinson

[Chorus: Peter Steele]

How could she?

[Post-Chorus: Peter Steele]

Why (Why)

Why, why don't you love me anymore?

I said why (Why)

Why, why don't you love me anymore?

[Bridge: Kenny Hickey]

Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed

No recourse except for celluloid

In my heart, I know you are not real

Though in mind, suspect you still can feel

Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera

Black or white, stunning Technicolor

Warner Brothers and the A. A. P

I've become addicted to TV

[Verse 3: Peter Steele]

Chrissy Snow, Catwoman

Creepella, Weezie Jefferson

Betty Rubble, Little Cindy Who

Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane

Vanna White, Wonder Woman

Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo

[Chorus: Peter Steele]

How could she?

[Post-Chorus: Peter Steele]

Why (Why)

Why, why don't you love me anymore?

I said why (Why)

Why, why don't you love me anymore?

Why (Why)

Why, why don't you love me anymore?

I said why (Why)

Why, why don't you love me anymore?

[Outro: Peter Steele]

How could you?

How could you?

How could you?

How could you?