[Verse 1]

My sex-change operation got botched

My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch

Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch

I got an angry inch

[Refrain]

Six inches forward and five inches back

I got a

I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back

I got a

I got an angry inch

[Verse 2]

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries

I had to get out to sever all ties

I changed my name and assumed a disguise

I got an angry inch

[Refrain]

Six inches forward and five inches back

I got a

I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back

I got a

I got an angry inch

[Chorus]

Six inches forward and five inches back

The train is coming and I'm tied to the track

I try to get up but I can't get no slack

I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

[Verse 3]

My mother made my tits out of clay

My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away

They dragged me to the doctor one day

I've got an angry inch

[Refrain]

Six inches forward and five inches back

I got a

I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back

I got a

I got an angry inch

[Interlude]

A long story short:

When I woke up from the operation

I was bleeding down there

Bleeding from the gash between my legs

My first day as a woman

And already it's that time of the month

But two days later

The hole closed up and the wound healed

And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh

Where my penis used to be

Where my vagina never was

A one inch mound of flesh

With a scar running down it

Like a sideways grimace

On an eyeless face

It was just a little bulge

It was an angry inch

[Chorus]

Six inches forward and five inches back

The train is coming and I'm tied to the track

I try to get up but I can't get no slack

I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back

Stay undercover 'til the night turns to black

I got my inch and I'm set to attack

I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

[Chorus]

Six inches forward and five inches back

The train is coming and I'm tied to the track

I try to get up but I can't get no slack

I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back

Stay undercover 'til the night turns to black

I got my inch and I'm set to attack

I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

Angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

Angry inch, angry inch, angry inch