I am the beast that cuts the meat

Now that they're dead, you can sink in your teeth!

I am the beast that grows the wheat

I make bread, to eat it with meat!

I am the beast that makes the fleece

Keeps you warm, keeps out fleas!

I am the beast that handles deeds

Yeah...

I am the beast that keeps things clean

Give it a shine, give it a sheen!

I am the beast that keeps the beat

Shake those hips, let me see!

I am the beast that keeps the peace

Get out of line, and you'll get some of these!

I am the beast that likes to preach

Don't face your problems, resort to belief!

I am the beast that chops down trees

They're put here for us, so we can do as we please!

I am the beast that sails the seas

I find new worlds, to claim for the beasts!

I am the beast that must compete

It's so much fun to put a thing in a thing...

I am the beast that makes decrees

As long as I smile, I can treat them like sheep!

I am the beast that loves to teach

Work on your minds, or you'll work on the streets!

I am the beast that's on TV

I make you think that you need to be me!

I am the beast with your deceased

I make 'em look nice, before they go underneath!

I am the beast that sports the teat

I nurse the young so we have more beasts