Safety Torch - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly

Wake up Timmy, what if there's a monster?!

Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you

Monsters smell fear, lucky for you...

I got a safety torch!

Put it on your porch, make a safety porch!

Put it in the hallway

Safety torch!

Scare the monsters away

Safety torch!

That'll be fifty bucks

But my house is on fire!

Shh

Tim Tim, things are looking grim, grim

But lucky for you, you

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day

Safety water

Put it in a bucket

Safety water

Pour it on the fire!

Safety water

Maybe make a bubble bath

Safety water

First one's on the house

Ha, ha, I see what you did there

First one's on the house

Ha, ha, ha, yeah

Just the first one though

But it took quite a few, so those

What?

Plus all the safety torches

That’s like... probably... let's just call it, like, five hundred bucks

I don't have five hundred bucks!

Oh, that's fine, I'll bill your parents

No!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep

Have a good night

My parents are gonna kill me