[Spoken: TMNTyler]

*Tyler says something in Japanese*

Meek Mill's goals

Rest in peace dog

Drake

Mr. Miyagi

[Hook: Thecomputernerd01] (x2)

It's 2016 and I got a dollar in my pocket and I'm gonna spend it

Got a new whip and it's sexy and

I'm gonna pick up the bros and start flexin'

Santa for Christmas got me a triangle so now I think I'm gonna play it

Stole a kid's hoverboard

It's getting funky

It's 2016 It's the year of the monkey!

[Verse 1: Thecomputernerd01]

Got a bagel on my wrist; it's lit

Bought a brand new shirt it doesn't even fit

It's 2016 and I baked an avocado

And I didn't share with any of my friends

Tyler threw a fit

Threw one at my face

But little did he know I own a book about space!

Joffee, Joffee, Joffee

Always sipping coffee

Looking for a monkey

But I don't got any money

(I'm broke)

Nicki Minaj is my mom (my mommy)

But Meek Mill is not my dad

(he's my uncle)

Driving through the hood

With my crew and we lookin' really good

So we took a little trip into the jungle

It's two-thousand-sixteen

Or should I say twenty-sixteen?

Got Monopoly and a fanny pack

In my backpack

And I've never been to Iraq

What's this dude doing here?

He's a creep

But it's 2016

And I still haven't watched Mean Girls

(Oh no!)

And I shaved my unibrow

M-M-Mango chicken at the mall

My boys making me look really really small

Breezy's pancakes never fail

They are so good they will put you in jail

Spray-painted my sisters head really red

Went to the store and put peas in a bed

Opened a pencil to eat all the lead

And then I told the whole world that my name was fred

Slicing a pear on this dude's head

Clogging the toilet with wheat bread

Hid my moms iron inside the shed

But its okay, because it's just a prank bro

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Josh Sobo]

Happy new year kids

Josh Sobo here

Six years later and we still rapping on the porch

Six years later, Chomik's still riding on a horse

It's been a minute since we spit it and we still don't curse

It's been a minute now we in it leave 'em in a hearse

They call me Tony but my name is Sobo

You know I'm swimming past these haterz like i'm in a rowboat

Sixth year rhyming on a new year rap

And I can't even go in public, cause all of these paps

Dropped out of high school in 2016

Cause my hamster dating business was looking pristine

I called my boy Tyler over

He's the hamster queen

He combs all of my hamsters

It's a daily routine

Ty Ty, Ty Ty, Ty Ty comb it

Read my hamsters some Shakespeare

I'm an awesome poet

I'm their natural-born dad

But they don't even know it

That's why I got Bro Breezy over here to shake and pour it

Listen real closely

Imma tell you about the time I put chapstick all up on my nosey

Tyler looked at me and he laughed with a ton of food in his mouth

And it all came out grossly

(Eww)

Close your mouth when you eat boy

Before I make you run and get my water boy

[Hook]

[Verse 3: TMNTyler]

Queen Bee on the track and ya better step back

If you diss my boys you get slap slap slap

If you come any closer, blap blap blap

You're looking kinda lost get a map map map

Meek Mills, I Drake that

Rick Ross, I Maybach

After March, April, May that

2016, I slay that

Chomi, Chomi we hang out so he does not feel so aloney (alone)

Go to the store gonna pick up mayo and bologna (balone)

He got that Samsung TV, nope that's not a Sony

He got it from Best Buy where they don't even know me

Uh oh, uh oh

Here comes Joshy Sobo

He always keep it hundred down on on on

On the low low

Gonna ask his grandma to teach me how to sew sew

But first i got to shovel through

All of this snow snow

Then Breezy came along

And broke my sho sho

*Tyler says something in Japanese*

Ya probably wondering what I just rapped in Japanese

These bars so lit that they will drop you to your knees

Fuego mas fuego [?] fuego

My mami is on fuego

Because she ate my eggo

I told her no

But she said yes

I don't give a chapstick cause my mami she's the best

Bless