[Verse 1]

Hey, I was soaking my jeans before I met you

Shaved my pits, forgot to renew

This book I borrowed from the zoo

Hey, can you please stop spinning 'round and 'round?

Check out this battery that I found

I eat my cereal off the ground

(Only on Tuesdays!)

[Pre-Chorus]

I know you're my nephew

But, dude, I'm gonna have to steal this toaster from you

I will pay you back later

Right now, got some bread to toast, and a calculator

And I can't mop, uh-uh!

And I can't mop!

(I just get so nervous every time I try mopping the floor!)

[Chorus]

So, baby, here's my toaster, I just bought it last October

When I stare right at Harambe, he tells me to buy more posters

So I bought 20 more posters and now I feel really closer

To my toaster, to my toaster

I might make some toast and I hope you come over, yeah!

T-O-A-S-T! What does that spell? Toast!

T-O-A-S-T! What does that spell? Harambe!

[Verse 2]

I always name my eggs, they're like my kids

Look down, cucumbers on my feet

This is a sign, I might just eat

(This photo of Harambe!)

I bought myself a tub of mayonnaise last night

Called my nurse while drinking some Sprite

Found a dog inside of this bag

Kidding, it was just a pack of t-shirts!

[Pre-Chorus]

I know you're my nephew

But, dude, I'm gonna have to steal this toaster from you

I will pay you back later

Right now, got some bread to toast, and a calculator

And I can't mop, uh-uh!

And I can't mop!

(I just get so nervous every time I try mopping the floor!)

[Chorus]

So, baby, here's my toaster, I just bought it last October

When I stare right at Harambe, he tells me to buy more posters

So I bought 20 more posters and now I feel really closer

To my toaster

I might make some toast and I hope you come over, yeah!

T-O-A-S-T! What does that spell? Toast!

T-O-A-S-T! What does that spell? Harambe!

Who doesn't know how to spell? Who?

Who doesn't know how to spell? Who?

Who doesn't know how to spell? Who?

I know, Harambe the gorilla, because he's a gorilla