[Verse 1]

He knows all about the movements of the planets

But he don't know how to move me

He knows about the sonic spectrum dammit

But he don't know if it's groovy

[Chorus]

He knows about A-B-C, 1-2-3, X-Y-Z

But he don't know about X-T-C

A-B-C, 1-2-D even I

Ain't in any of his categories

[Verse 2]

He's kinda tall and kinda shy

He's always asking me why

He's always got his head in a book

He doesn't care how I look

He cares about

[Chorus]

A-B-C, 1-2-3, X-Y-Z

But he don't know about X-T-C

A-B-C, 1-2-D even I

Ain't in any of his categories

[Bridge]

He's the kinda guy who knows just what he knows

He's the kinda guy

Oh-oh woah oh-oh-oh

[Chorus]

A-B-C, 1-2-3, X-Y-Z

But he don't know about X-T-C

A-B-C, 1-2-D even I

Ain't in any of his categories

A-B-C, 1-2-3, X-Y-Z

But he don't know about X-T-C

A-B-C, 1-2-D even I

Ain't in any of his categories