Did I ever tell you guys

All of you who listen to this band

About the meanest guy

That ever is

Or ever was

About four feet tall and pale

Known as Jake to his friends

Means that no one has ever made the mistake

To call him Jake

There's about a thousand ways

I could demonstrate he was poison

Motherfucker crawls around like a human snake

Fangs and all

Spitting in the food

Pissing in the pool

Yelling at the blind

Acting like it's cool

Preying on the weak

He's fucking cruel!

Did I ever tell you guys

All about Jacob St. Clair

Absolute evil if there ever was

And there is

Kills the lawn

Freaks the dog

Curdles the milk with a stare from fourteen feet

I know you wanna be good about it, act like he's your friend and all, have an open mind and all that shit... until this this scumbag comes walking up and then it's

Jacob! Jacob! Get the fuck away

But he keeps coming around

He keeps coming around

You beg him

Plead him

Scream until you bleed

But he keeps coming around

He will keep coming around

There's no love for you

Your mom or your dad

Or any of your friends

My name is Jacob

I guess you've all heard of me

My reputation does precede yet again

I'm not a lying man

To deny what's been said

All those awful stories that folks repeat

Again and again

I'm hated

And I'm scorned

Always cast away

Always pushed aside

Always me again and again

Ever since I was born

I've been despised

It's pain and rejection

Again and again

But I can promise you this

If you only give me a chance

Walk with me

Take my hand

And I'll get you

Take you

Burn you and break you

Again and again and again and again and again!