I'm Bugs the Bunny

And I'm on TV

And it's high time that I spoke

With anvils raining down

My life's a wreck

A punchline to a fuckin' joke

On a weekend morning

It's all a horror

Of dynamite and pain

300 miles an hour

15,000 watts of power

Piles of tricks for you

But for me, my friends, it's pure cocaine

I'm Bugs the Bunny

And I'm on TV

And I wish that I could die

I've broken every bone

Bite my fur when I'm a lone

These goddamn kids just eat it up like it's candy or something

The day is coming

When this will end

A glorious day when I will take my sweet revenge

There's murder in the air

I will let 'em have it

There will be a holy massacre of girls and boys

I'm Bugs the Bunny

And I'm hooked on speed

And I'm running for a laugh

Electrocution in the dark

Or I'll get eaten by a shark

But I ain't finished yet

No, this shit ain't over

Not by a long shot