[Intro]

Three, four!

[Verse 1]

Wake up in the morning, clock says half past one

I have no sunglasses as I step into the sun

[Pre-Chorus 1]

There's no recollection of the evil things I've done

It feels like I musta had some fun

[Chorus]

*Sniff-sniff*

What happened?

[Verse 2]

Last thing I remember, I was chillin' at a party

Pinchin' girlies' asses, I was drinkin' recklessly

[Pre-Chorus 2]

I know I did something, Lord, what could it be?

Woke up in the morning and all my friends hate me

[Chorus]

What happened?

[Guitar Solo]

Uh, yeah

Play it, Boy Wonder!

[Verse 3]

What am I doin' here? Who is this girl in my bed?

What is this shit on my face? My God, what is that awful smell?

[Pre-Chorus 3]

She may be an angel, she may be a queen

She might be black, white, American, Indian, or Japanese

[Chorus]

What happened?

[Verse 4]

Threw a bottle at the bouncer, didn't think that he was cool

Pissed in someone's drink and threw a bike into a pool

[Pre-Chorus 4]

Drivin' down the sidewalk like a drunken, possessed fool

I broke every single traffic rule

[Chorus]

Aw, what happened?

What happened?

Let's go!

[Pre-Chorus 3]

She may be an angel, she may be a queen

She might be black, white, American, Indian or Japanese