[Chorus 1]

I don't really love you, and it's only Monday

By Tuesday, I won't like you anymore

Well, I meant to tell you all of this last weekend

But I just thought to myself, "What for"?

[Chorus 2]

Oh, I don't really love you as much as Fluffy

Fluffy is the girl that I love more

Well, I meant to tell you all of this on your birthday

But I just thought to myself, "Oh, what for? What for? What for"?

[Post-Chorus 1]

'Cause I need you now more than ever to understand we will never

Never, ever go to the fair

[Chorus 3]

I don't really love you, and it's only, fuck, I don't know, Thursday?

By this time next week, I won't remember you anymore

Well, I meant to tеll you all of this, but I forgot what I saved your number as

So I just thought to myself, "What for? What for? What for?"

[Post-Chorus 2]

'Causе I need you now more than ever to understand I will never

I will never, ever be what you want

[Chorus 4]

Oh, I don't really love you and it's only Monday

But by Tuesday, I won't love you anymore

Well, I meant to tell you that I'm sorry

But I just thought to myself, I just thought to myself

I just thought to myself, "What for?"