[Verse 1]

Baby one breath away, I'll find the words to say

I'll sit and light the bong, I'll hold my hit in real long

I don't know if I can go up inside of you tonight

Oh, Mary baby, please don't fuss and fight

You've heard the line before

Mary baby, please don't think I'm a bore

If you come home to me, turn off the lights, and lock up the doors, and start getting busy

[Verse 2]

I don't know if I can go so far up inside you tonight

Oh Mary baby, I could do it right

When we got to the pad, Mary baby started callin' me her dad

Yes, she gave me head, we could not find a damn bed!

Fifteen years old plus one, hotter than a microwave oven

Oh Mary baby, daddy is comin' home