[Verse 1]

This little creature

Lives in your wardrobe

He's seen you fake it

He's seen you naked

He's been through your pockets

And sucked out your secrets

He stole all your best lines

Seems just like the old times

[Pre-Chorus]

There

He comes

She swallows

[Chorus]

That's no lover

That's a vanity thief

That's no lover

That's a vanity thief

[Verse 2]

Seen through your good shoes

Rubbed off your red lips

He sits like a fatman

Curled round your thin hips

He messed up your bed sheets

Sucked up your secrets

He stole all your best lines

Seems just like old times

[Pre-Chorus]

There

He comes

She swallows

[Chorus]

That's no lover

That's a vanity thief

That's no lover

That's a vanity thief

That's no lover

That's a vanity thief

That's no lover

That's a vanity thief