I was born wearing pants

Be prepared

I was born standing up

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Don't be ashamed

You were born unadorned

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I was born embroiled in an argument

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I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket

Be prepared

Don't be alarmed

We mean you no harm

Be prepared

I was born already bald

Be prepared

I was born wearing spats and a dickie

Be prepared

Don't be ashamed

You were born unadorned

Be prepared

Be prepared