MAIN CHARACTER

By Rustage

Released on June 5, 2026

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[Chorus]

Yeah, ay, let me do what I do

On a different level, yeah, I'm on a different caliber

Nah, it's not about you

Get it through your noggin, you are not the main character

When you step into the room

Ain't nobody looking, they ain't pulling out no cameras

Hah, I don't mean to be rude

You can keep on talking, but you ain't the main character


[Verse 1]

In discussions, but never gon' be the topic

Protagonists what they acting, but masquerading like Ron is

Their work gon' make 'em Baroque, but I handle it Nico Robin

They hungry like caterpillars, but never be beating Colin

Like they ain't getting my sympathy, vocals washed like it's Listerine

They be larping on verses, but I be larping at Bicoline

Cynical brit like Total Biscuit, be no inconsistencies

If they don't pop like Funkos, ban 'em presto like it's figurines, ah

If you fighting, then they animate with CGI

If you collided with a truck, you won't get Isekai'd

You be writing in the Death Note and no people die

Got no Tomodachis, you ain't even got a Mii design

I ain't even joking

Acting like they Jojo, but it's Yamcha how they posing

Drop him from the squad like he be Foden, better not be gloating

You're not in the manga, you're not even in the opening


[Chorus]

Let me do what I do

On a different level, yeah, I'm on a different caliber

Nah, it's not about you

Get it through your noggin, you are not the main character

When you step into the room

Ain't nobody looking, they ain't pulling out no cameras

Hah, I don't mean to be rude

You can keep on talking, but you ain't the main character


[Post-Chorus]

You are not the main character

You are not the main character

And you may think you're great, but

You are not the main character

Got the money and the fame, but

You are not the main character


[Verse 2]

See them practicing their monologues

You ain't the hero, you be working at an office job

I gon' make 'em stop like it's an octogon

Box 'em 'til it's blue like I be editing for Scott the Woz

Cause you're like Chopper with no Devil Fruit, like Timmy with no fairies

Scrooge McDuck without the revenue, you're cheese without the dairy

You're like Twilight with no friendship group, a straw without the berry

You're like Mao if she never became an apothecarius

I see blatant plageriasm, change the rhythm, so it's not great

Know I play the different, Blade is Hidden like I'm Ospreay

My creative vision making millions on an off day

How the game is written, rating systems like I'm Josh Hayes

Nine hundred in my pocket like I'm Tony Hawk

You're the bad future in the SBS that Oda draws

See them flipping out like they be battling in robot wars

Another daily quiz that they gon' put upon the notice board


[Chorus]

Let me do what I do

On a different level, yeah, I'm on a different caliber

Nah, it's not about you

Get it through your noggin, you are not the main character

When you step into the room

Ain't nobody looking, they ain't pulling out no cameras

Hah, I don't mean to be rude

You can keep on talking, but you ain't the main character


[Outro]

You are not the main character

You are not the main character

And you may think you're great, but

You are not the main character

Got the money and the fame, but

You are not the main character