[Intro]

I feel like David Mitchell

A different status symbol

I feel like David Mitchell

I got money in investments and I'm living on a little

[Verse 1]

Feel like David

I been putting in the work, and now I've made it

Went from never coming first to overrated

Not a guest, they know exactly where my place is and what my name is

I can split an apple in half like my name is Mortimer

You won't catch me giving my time up to any Northeners

Used to run the streets, but I'm chilling like I be Tortimer

But keeping my connections in sequencе like I'm Victoria

You better takе a business card, in my place, I'm living large

Greg is gonna love me 'cause I'm acing any given task

Who the fuck you think you are? Not in David Mitchell's class

Way I'm making paper you would think my name is Jimmy Carr

[Chorus]

I feel like David Mitchell

A different status symbol

I feel like David Mitchell

I got money in investments and I'm living on a little

Feel like David Mitchell

And what I say's official

I feel like David Mitchell

I ain't living for the low 'cause I'm gon' keep it in the middle

[Verse 2]

Feel like James (What?)

'Cause I'mma genie up in the kitchen

They gon' see my name in descriptions

I've been reading up on my fictions

Expectations Great like I'm Dickens

Getting Bills like Bailey, I'm different

I've been turning face, so they listen

Rock the New Day like I'm Kingston like (Woo!)

And I'm gon' do it for a fraction of the cost

They been wanting what I have like it's a Carrot in the Box

I been solving the conundrum just by scrambling what I got

Way I'm running laps around 'em - I've been packing extra socks

You may got bigger problems, you talking pointless

I'm gon' game the house like Richard Osman, I hear the voices

But I never had a guilty conscience, we ain't got shit in common

They act like Lee Mack gaining points when they be fibbing on 'em

[Chorus]

I feel like David Mitchell

A different status symbol

I feel like David Mitchell

I got money in investments and I'm living on a little

Feel like David Mitchell

And what I say's official

I feel like David Mitchell

I ain't living for the low 'cause I'm gon' keep it in the middle, feel like