ConverSatan

By Rob Level

Released on October 12, 2024

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Mr. Rob Level, right now you're unconscious from liquor

God is trying to wake you you'll probably notice a flicker

Ignore it though

'Cuz we need to go

But before I continue the show there's things you need to know

Number 1, I assure you... this is not a dream

2, Down here, it doesn't help to scream

And 3, don't touch a God dang thing

And you can leave soon as you've been shown what needs to be seen

Now follow me this way

Mr. Level.... Mr. Level

Follow me this way

As they opened hells gates, where a dead man waits

He checkеd me in as soul 33 billion and hatie-8

All of the suddеn fire flooded through my gaze like mace

Engulfing 66 souls amidst their daring escape

As we passed the gates

Tornados of ghosts slammed it shut

I heard the dead bolt lock... but in my head I heard "fuhh!"

I saw 2 planes crashin', 911 happenin'

Bodies thuddin', boom flatten, from all the window jumpers splattin'

Then I gazed and I squinted, at all dead's doom

Looked like a grave yard lit by a rose red moon

Purple rock streets full of peeps that seemed costumed

And they all stared at me for help like there was somethin' I could do?

To our left, there were a million bodies hung

I literally FELT the TASTE of death on my tongue

There were volcanos miles out

Where red smoke piled out N' spelled "Eternity" as it spout

Man I pinched myself, shit I even tried twice

'Cuz it was so hot if I cried it'd prolly feel like ice

I stopped, dead in my tracks, as my finger nails BURNED

The Demon turned licked the air feeding on the fear as I learned

I see you thinkin' 'bout it, don't even try

You can't pray down here, we're too far from the sky

He said with a smirk and a surprised look in his eye

As he looked down on me awry from his 9 feet high

So when the times comes, he asked

Would you rather walk beside the devil? Or walk in his path

My heart skipped beats as I knew the terrifying answer

And I saw hope for the devil that he only sees in a bastard

Suddenly he slithered, Chills hit me, I shivered

My flesh burned and withered as the darkness whispered

Follow me this way

Follow me this way

He's been waitin' for thousands of years

For someone like me to be here

Ask myself asking me if I'm scared

'Cuz I'm not sure if this is a nightmare

I said, you couldn't possibly believe

That God would see defeat, and be beat, by Satan in every saved human being

We started, but we won't trigger man's down fall

Pointed up and said

That's the other guys call

Then sophistication will be be smashed by barbarians

As faith in God Collapses, it's survive or humanitarian

Seeing that their lives can never possibly be fair again

Everyone would have anxiety, just from being scared of friends

You'd be in fear for your life to be a good Samaritan

Do onto thy neighbor would be a term that puts a fear in men

You wouldn't trust THEM, but trust ME, we're prepared to win

For thousands of years we've seen success with these experiments

Money'd be burned for warmth, living, your inheritance

By the fifth man you killed to survive, you'd justify to never care again

Then he belly laughed and said with arrogance

There'll be so many bodies, bodies will be buried by bodies of men

Look at the old testament, the testament it's VERY HIM

And trust, it not just, 'cuz up there y'all marry-men

Satan's entire purpose is adding to your choices

All we did was whisper, You had to listen to the voices

Fear drive religion, fear drive your bank

Decisions you make, from their inception to results of their faith

All wise men know as they decay

Now Rob!... Follow me this way

Suddenly he slithered, Chills hit me, I shivered

My flesh burned and withered as the darkness whispered

Follow me this way

Follow me this way

He's been waitin' for thousands of years

For someone like me to be here

Ask myself asking me if I'm scared

'Cuz I'm not sure if this is a nightmare

And over here we keep the people say they lived by the G code

Most of them were very scary weak minded people

Drug abusers, serial killas, rapist

Pedophiles, atheists, and-a-couple-racist

So much hatred you can TASTE it

Take it in.... why waste it

Moving on.... If you'll look to your left

You'll see men who had potential, but used it for theft

These were, thieves and crooks, cheats that took

But they hung that all up... to be bodies on meat hooks

But Look

There's the Taliban suicide bombers

Do you see what I see?

I don't see Osama

There's your irony right there

You should've seen the look on their face when they woke up down here

How stupid to think there's virgins in the air?

For killing to further a cause that further causes fear

The antithesis of the laws that simpleton's scriptures share

Have you seen... what's goin' on up there?

Do you think God gives a quarter of a fuck of a care?

C'mon Rob lets be real here

I don't see any one I recognize

Where are the killas that were tried and televised

To make the world scary 'til you decide to justify

Buying guns 'incase' it's you or them N' somebody GOTTA die

He said

Biggest sinners, they get the best suites

They famous down here, no time for you or me

Then we took some more steps... I slowed, then I paused perplexed

Is peace an illusion? Am I dumb to feel blessed?

How? Rob you're a mess!

As long as men possess weaponry and breath

There's a chance of success, that the button could go Kanye West

And get pressed so, Yes... True peace, can only exist AFTER death

I just saw your epiphany convert physically

As that thought's imagery, traumatized you from the fear

Do you know why you're here? Poor Rob, Are you scared?

You should be...

Now let's see the big man downstairs

He been waitin' for thousands of years

For someone like me to be here

Ask myself asking me if I'm scared

'Cuz I'm not sure if this is a nightmare

The world re-formed as smoked cleared

And like an illusionist trick and just as quick... he appeared

There he was, surrounded by a jury of 5

Though an odd number, riddled in the middle he defied

'Cuz the fifth was a soul that was split so its like there was 6

Where he'd sit, you'd had to be there man

I can't explain this shit

You're not as tall as I expected

I said well your twice as ugly as you're typically projected

Then the big ugly one said with an uglier interjection

Do you feel a need... to be cock-y in our presence?!

May I heed and caution you to wisely watch every sentence!

I looked left I looked right, both sides were dead end's N'

He sat upon a throne of tattooed human flesh and bone

With a sign above him that was whispering "Hellcum home"

His cane turned into a tiger snake as it bent

Meant to mock Moses to show power from Exodus 7:10

He said

You were brought here for a reason

Fore you were onced amongst the heathens

The killer minds and the thieves then

I 'grieved when' I saw you Jesus believing

I mean C'mon Rob... jeez man

You could've murdered, with the pain I gave you, I'm shocked

Somehow You found purpose and reached for the top

But deep down you're a killer, a HATRED within'

And you didn't commit to sin so you're valuable to HIM

Which means.... you're worth twice as much to me

Plus... you can influence masses music-a-lee

So I'd love to help you succeed

Big fan by the way

My pleasure indeed

But it won't be free

I want you to replicate your potential as a villain

Your darkest feelings, one in a millions, the cold bloodest, the reptilian

Killin', children, blood spillin', maybe billions no ceilin'

The thought alone is so delightfully chillin'

I get all tingly just thinkin' bout all that killin'

I was pulled to both sides of the spectrum

Affected by infection, complexed in my complexion so many questions

You entertain these people, Rob.. still ain't got ahead?

You have nothing... but you can live your dreams instead

Sign on the dotted line

Indicating that your soul is mine

And if you sign now... I'll even extend your lifetime

Not an opportunity that comes by often

Word of caution, this'll be the only time I'm offering

Hurry choose!

His snake turned into a blue blood pen

I got a meeting with Trump, Putin, and Obama in 10

My stomach butterflied then murdered them in seconds

An instinct I've never felt before, what the hell, it questioned

If this was a curse, opportunity, a fucked up lesson

Then an earthquake erupted

Shaking hells ceiling exposing from a mere crevice

Light so pure white it coulda ran a fan club for Elvis

It spoke words echoed off mountains, a message

But I couldn't make it out though devil was saying "Good heavens!"

I watched light bleed into darkness

Then darkness trying it's damnedest to recover

I was lifted, sky boomed and cracked with thunder

My life flashed to the present starting fresh out my mother

I woke up outta sweat

Barely able to prevent, a nightmarish scream

Well I'll be damned man... that was crazy...

What a hell of a dream