[Intro]

Dear people of the universe

Bluebells are purple

Greenland's not green

My pinky's not pink

So what does it mean?

Roses are red

But my name's not Dave (Are you drunk?)

I'm not drunk!

Microwave

Do you know what I'm saying?

Do you know what I'm saying?

[Pre-Chorus]

Lying on the kitchen floor

I know I shouldn't do it but I wanna do it more

[Chorus]

Wait, sorry, I zoned out

What did you just say?

Did you just call me pretty?

You must be mistaken

Or talking to a mirror

Sorry I'm bad at words

[Verse]

Maths is yellow and science is blue

Marmite's gross and so are you

Scotland isn't real

Nicolas Cage isn't either

Yesterday I made friends with a spider

O-M-G

[Pre-Chorus]

Lying on thе kitchen flooring

I bet you think that I'm boring

[Chorus]

Wait, sorry, I zoned out

What did you just say?

Did you just call mе pretty?

You must be mistaken

Or talking to a mirror

'Cause you're telling lies

[Bridge]

You're so stupid

I'm going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da

Ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da

[Chorus]

Wait!

Sorry, I zoned out

What did you just say?

Did you just call me pretty?

Wow!

Yeah, la la-la la la laaa

Sorry, I'm so bad at this

[Outro]

I put my heart inside a microwave

A microwave

A microwave

A microwave for you

I put my heart inside a microwave

A microwave, (Hey!)

A microwave, (Hey!)

A microwave for you (Hey!)

I put my heart inside a microwave

A microwave, (Hey!)

A microwave, (Hey!)

A microwave for you

I put my heart inside a microwave

A microwave

A microwave