[Verse 1]

He scares easily

It makes him so angry at me

And his head it spins around just like the exorcist

And I find it ever so hard to resist his cries

[Verse 2]

But there's nothing more sadistic than an infant

Waving his pistol in my face

He wants me right down on my knees

Crumbling in disgrace

[Verse 3]

But he underestimates my mind

I know he's messing with my head

My only weakness is

I can't believe the guy could be entirely dead

Oh!

[Chorus]

Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

Trigger Happy Jack, you're gonna blow

But I'm gonna get off before you go

My Trigger Happy Jack is just a

Drive by a go-go-go

[Verse 3]

And after awhile he calms down

And he looks at me like a prince

But I know I better bite the bullet

Cause it's just another one of his jedi mind tricks

[Verse 4]

But this ain't no head-trip honey

This is a collision on the road

And you've got me feeling oh just like a roadkill

And you know deep down I know

Ugh!

[Chorus]

Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

Trigger Happy Jack, you're gonna blow

But I'm gonna get off before you go

My Trigger Happy Jack is just a

Drive by a go-go-go

[Bridge]

Why do you make me feel like this? (One, two, three, four!)

Why do you gotta be such a dick? (One, two, three, four!)

Why do you make me feeling like this? (One, two, three, four!)

Why do you gotta be such a dick? (One, two, three, four!)

(I feel like shit) Go-go-go

[Verse 5]

And I hate myself just enough to want him

But I hate him just enough to get off

But I understand him

Maybe I'm just crazy enough to love him

Why not? (Why not?)

[Chorus]

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being