[Thirteen, Eleven]

This is me

Ten and three

Expecting to run out of luck (Sorry!)

It's all jolly japes

When I get into scrapes

I'm always coming unstuck

I'm the clumsiest number you've ever seen

Unlucky number thirteen!

[Both, Ten, Three]

It's happened again

A three and a ten

Somebody should tell him that it's happened again

I don't have the heart to be fussy or picky

But he's falling apart!

He's a bit unsticky!

It's happened again

And no one knows when!

Somebody should tell him that it's happened again!

[Thirteen]

Me again

Three and ten

Expecting to fall down a hole (Ha!)

I jump through a hoop

And step in the… puddle

That seems to sum up my rolе

And wherever I еnd up, I make a scene

Unlucky number thirteen! (Oh, whoa!)

[Both, Three]

It's always the same

When he says his name

Somebody should tell him that's the name of the game

It's happened before, a total disaster

But he's going to need more than a sticking plaster

It's always the same

We know what to blame

Somebody should tell him not to mention his name!

[Thirteen, Ten & Three]

It's getting routine, I say I'm Thirteen

Keep it together, this is absurd!

You know what I mean

I say it's thirteen

End of my tether, don’t say that word!

It's always the same

It's getting routine

They ask me my name

I say I'm thir- Thirsty!

[Spoken] I say I'm thirsty!

They ask me my number

You know what I mean

And I always say it's thir- Thursday!

[Spoken starts] I always say it's Thursday!

Only joking, it's thirteen! (Wee!) [Spoken ends]

[Thirteen]

This is me

Ten and three

Turning this into a game

I'm changing my luck

I won't come unstuck

As long as I don't say my name!

Call me one more than twelve

Or ten and three

Whatever you call me

I'm still me!

I'm the happiest number you've ever seen

So lucky! To be unlucky!

Number Thirteen!

[Outro: Thirteen, Ten & Three]

Thirteen!

Thirteen!

Thirteen!

Thirteen!

Thirteen, Thirteen!!!

[Spoken] Unlucky me! He he he!