Now, here in this forsaken jungle hell, I have proved that I am alright

Oh, look at that funny guy

Super Mr. Potato Head

You can make a funny Potato Head

With Super Mr. Potato Head

Shake hands, Mr. Potato Head!

Get eyes and ears and funny noses

Hands you can bend in so many poses

You can even make a Mrs. Potato Head

With Super Mr. Potato Head

I like you, you funny guy!

Super Mr. Potato Head, from Hasbro Preschool

Because, because, because, because…

(Because, because, because, because…)

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Run! Go! Get to the choppa!

You know Marianne, I wish I knew what was bugging you

Something for the kid in all of us