[Intro]

Listen to this first prize

Uh huh, motherfucker, uh huh, yeah

[Hook]

It's a range

From the full line of Whirlpool home appliances

A thirty-inch electric range

Features automatic self-cleaning oven

Automatically timed oven with rotisserie

And high speed adjustable broiler

High speed adjustable broiler

It's a range

From the full line of Whirlpool home appliances

A thirty-inch electric range

Features automatic self-cleaning oven

Automatically timed oven with rotisserie

And high speed adjustable broiler

High speed adjustable broiler

[Outro]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

To go with that fur coat?

Do you want it? (Do you want it?)

Do you really motherfuckin' want it? (Want it?)

Yes

But, Connie

Listen to this

I'm almost afraid to tell you

The way you took off with that fur coat

You may win this!