Cram Sessions

By Melawinter

On Peak

Released on March 1, 2026

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Yo, Melawinter, bitch, it's the fucking record label. Um, y-your albums NOT FUCKING DONE YET! We need like at least 2 or 3 more songs, or else we're gonna find you and shoot you in the face

Mel, can you PUT SOME FUCKING DRUMS OVER IT ALREADY?

I've just informed... *SLAM SLAM SLAM* I can't even speak English right. You've been INFORMED that uh, you're being kicked off the fucking record label because your music is absolute fucking dogshit. What do you have to say to that Melawinter music... person... bitch?

This might be the worst ragebait song you've made yet. This... This is why we don't do cram sessions at five in the morning