[Part I: noPLANb]
[Intro]
Man, we got to get through it
Yeah, I thought of you
And yo' bodily fluid
No Plan B, baby, I got to pursue it
Matthew Proxy made it out of the sewers
[Verse 1]
Turn the music up, the speaker knockers shake yo' ass hoe (Shake yo' ass)
Yeah, my weed gotta stank, I'm a asshole (I'm a ass)
I got so much motherfuckin' hooks, bitch, I'm Bass Pro
Why you in my phone askin' me to front a half, bro? (This nigga broke)
Bitch, you stinky, you a loser, take a bath, bro (And use some soap)
What Durk said, "All I needed was the platform" (Bitch)
Posted in the backrooms with a Backwood (Backwood)
I'on give a fuck as long as my bag good
[Verse 2]
Dumb nigga, close the backdoor (Close the backdoor)
You the type of nigga, gettin' robbed by a bad whore (You−)
These niggas in they feelings, while I'm fillin' up my passport
You a bum nigga, fucked yo' bitch and broke the backboard
You a goofy, you a clone
You a baby me
It only took me like one minute to do my ACT
I would circle anything on that ACT
I remember all these niggas, they was hatin' on me
[Part II: single lady]
[Intro]
Ayy, told my bitch to "Go and– uh"
Told my bitch to−
Ayy
[Verse 1]
Told my bitch to "Go and get my soda, I don't want my soda shaken"
I just fucked this bad white ho, she from Copenhagen, ayy
Kick back on the chop, got my shoulder achin'
I don't fuck with fat white hoes, I am not Jamaican
Shit talkin' on the beat, the hood love me 'cause I'm motivated
If you knew me as a fuckin' kid, you'd already know I made it
Never did good in my school because I was fuckin' faded
I was the smartest in my motherfuckin' class, I put that on my baby
There's only one of me, nigga, I'm the Dami Lama, baby
This groupie ho, she wanna share her body like she a commie lady
Disappear like, "Where's Perry?" Katy Perry call me later (Hee; Yes?)
She me ask why I smoke this fuckin' weed, 'cause it's calmin', baby (Hee; Yes?)
How the fuck they make almond milk?
You can't get milk out of almond baby
I'm off the weed it got me stallin', baby
[Instrumental Break]
*Extreme bass*
[Verse 2]
(Dumbass)
Doing this rap shit is my callin', baby
Ay, ay, why you hella salty, baby? (Dumbass)
All I want is more, I'm a Balti', baby
No I'm not, I'm from the 'Sota where the niggas wavy (Dumbass)
His camera's on the drip, yeah, we hella shady
Can't be my Beyoncé, you not a single lady (Dumbass)
[Outro]
*Extreme bass*
*Goes back to normal*