Machine Girl is about a girl

Who is also a machine

Firstly, Machine Girl has a simply fantastic score

The music really draws the audience in

And introduces the right amount of rhythm

And it really, you know, does a good job

Of getting you pumped up or excited

We've got one of the greatest head-chopping

Gut-spewing bloodbaths to ever come out of Tokyo

Nope, not "Pokémon: Mortal Kombat Edition," this is Machine Girl

She meets up with, uh, some other girl

And she puts like that, a machine gun on her arm

And there you go, that's where she gets the machine gun from, she's—

Machine Girl

Action-packed drama about a girl who is out for revenge and tempura