Randolph Returns (Skit)

Alright, bitch, you're gonna give me that fucking number right now! You're gonna loo- on your computer or book or whatever the hell you're looking at right now, and you're gonna give me his goddamn number, because he was supposed to sign with me, not Visionary and go do awesome things with Def Jam! What the fuck is that shit?

[Vanessa]

If you keep speaking to me like that, Marty, I'm gonna have to hang up on you

[Marty Randolph]

Oh yeah! Yeah, you're gonna hang up on me? You're gonna hang up on Marty Randolph? I da- no, I double-dog fucking dare ya', you slut! Now, gimme the number!

[Vanessa]

Visionary doesn't pay me enough money to deal with this shit!

[Marty Randolph]

Yeah? That's cause Visionary ain't shit! And you're not shit! And fucking Logic isn't shit! And I was supposed to have him first! He was supposed to sign his soul! Sell out! Just give me the number! Fuck!

[Vanessa]

Fuck you, and have a good day! (Hangs up phone)

[Marty Randolph]

... Hello? Eh- Have a good day

Marty Randolph is acting like a big time, commercial record dealer, exactly the opposite of what Logic wants. These artists sell out quickly. Marty wants to use Logic to make some easy money. Marty from Young Sinatra 1

“[Vanessa] You can leave a message if you’d like [Marty Randolph] Yeah, I’m just gonna be one hundred percent honest with you... um, I need his number. Can you just give me Logic’s number? Please? Please? Can you just gimme, gimme, gimme... [Vanessa] I’m sorry. I’m not allowed to divulge that information [Marty Randolph] No, what you don’t understand, it’s- its’s not like you’re divulging informa- I already had it. It’s just...I need you to just open up your little black book and- and- Jesus Christ! C’mon! [Vanessa] Well, Mr. Randolph, there’s nothing more I can do for you”

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Marty knows that leaving a message will do him no good. Logic just won’t want to hear it.

He needs Logic’s number to try to persuade him to sign with him.

But of course Marty isn’t getting that information nor persuading Logic.

Vanessa, the receptionist at Visionary Music Group, is usually the one to answer phone calls. This call is from Marty Randolph.

Marty is willing to do anything to get Logic to sign a record deal with him and sell his soul. Marty still has the same goal as he did during the first time he had spoken to Logic, which can be found on the skit, “Sell Out Records.”

Marty is back! Yeeeah!
He wants Logic’s soul, so he’s trying to speak with Visionary Music Group CEO: Chris Zarou to sign a joint deal.

Barry Weiss was the Chairman and CEO of The Island Def Jam Music Group until April 1, 2014

Marty knows he lost once again against the RattPack.

Marty is mad at Vanessa for not being able to give him classified information. Vanessa tries to stay calm while he calls her names and threatens her. However, Vanessa is done with the harassment she’s receiving.

Receptionists are usually not paid well, so Vanessa really doesn’t appreciate getting yelled at.