[Verse 1]

Sympathy's a funny thing

Sometimes I just ain't got the time for it

And I don't like your face, your brain, your words

Or even your hindquarters

But sometimes when you're away

You are all that's on my mind

I wanna share a smile

And engage your observations

I don't like when you're unhappy

I don't like when you cry

I just want you to have a bad day

[Chorus]

I hope it's worse for you today, whoa oh

I want it bad for you today, whoa oh

I set a curse for you today, whoa oh

Everything'll be okay

[Verse 2]

You put pollen in my bloodstream

Your arms are cemetery gates

I don't like when you're unhappy

But I don't like it either when you're great

When I'm hurling expletives at red lights

I'm always talking to you

And every time I light my cigarettes

I hope that your heart's burning too

[Chorus]

I hope it's worse for you today, whoa oh

I want it bad for you today, whoa oh

I set a curse for you today, whoa oh

Everything'll be okay

I hope it's worse for you today, whoa oh

I want it bad for you today, whoa oh

I set a curse for you today, whoa oh

Everything'll be okay

[Outro]

I want it worse for you today

I want it bad for you, oh oh

I want it worse for you today

I want it bad for you, oh oh

I want it worse for you today

I want it bad for you, oh oh

I want it worse for you today

I want it bad for you, oh oh

I want it worse for you today

I want it bad for you, oh oh

I want it worse for you today

I want it bad for you, oh oh

I want it worse for you today

I want it bad for you, oh oh

I want it worse for you today

I want it bad for you, oh oh