[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]

Uh

Eggsoup

Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]

I just fucked a bitch, and I found out she was 9

I was lost for words, should've killed myself and eyes

Masturbatin' every night to my anime wife

She's a bit chunky, so I fed her apple pie (Mmm)

[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]

I E-dated this one bitch named Emily on Discord

She was my kitten, yeah, she was my E-whore

And then I found out that she was born as a man

I said even better, then I started strokin' with my hands

I remember the day, it felt like yesterday

My uncle came ovеr and I got raped

It didn't feel so good, but it also felt great

I kind of еnjoyed it, so we did it every day

This one bitch messaged me, even though she's just a side piece

Like get out my DMs, I'm a bit too busy

I got eight bands, might go buy some whiskey

Might turn up to some songs in the laboratory

I'm with Yung Spinach and we keepin' it high-key

Drink fresh hot sauce, you know that shit spicy

Call us Young Thug, 'cause shit gettin' real slimy

Black Lambo, ho, you know it's perfect timing

Fuckin' up on yo' bitch now 'cause you always be lying

Hoppin' on Minecraft and I'm minin' all these diamonds

Yeah

[Verse 2: Yung Spinach Cumshot]

Ayyy, ay

Ayy, bitch I feel like EDP (EDP)

I went to get a cupcake, now the cops are chasing me

'Cause I met up with this girl and she was looking so fine

As soon as I was 'bout to nut the bitch told me she was 9

Like what the fuck bro?

Ayy, bitch I'm running away

I accidentally fucked someone from the 4th grade (Oops)

How am I supposed to explain? I'm just so fuckin' afraid

The cops are after me because the 9-year-old gave me brain

Ayy, I think I'm gonna go to jail now (Go to jail)

These OPAs, they got me stupid, I'm a snail now (I'm a snail)

That shit's insane, wow, I'm getting paid now

I'm getting head from minors on a private plane now

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]

I just fucked a bitch, and I found out she was 9

I was lost for words, should've killed myself and eyes

Masturbatin' every night to my anime wife

She's a bit chunky, so I fed her apple pie, yeah

[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup]

I just fucked a bitch, and it didn't feel so good

'Cause now I'm back home real, and my asshole hurts

Fuck, was she really a guy?

After talkin' all this time?

I just had a dick in my ass, let me rewind

She did have some male features

I saw 'em pokin' out, ooh, bet that was a penis

And I kinda figured it out

Like what the fuck is my problem?

Like what the fuck is my problem, um

[Outro: Lil Eggsoup]

Yeah

Eggsoup