Our buddy's got a problem

He's about to take a dive

He'll take a backwards step

As he staggers off the train

He'll take a flying leap

He's drunk again

Once upon a time, he won the bread

Save our brother's happy head

He used to bring it home

He's begun to feel the strain

You know, he's not alone

He's drunk again

Oh, yeah

And now his heart begins to ache

Such a disgraceful deal

He thinks he might have made a mistake

I know how he feels

Yes, I know just how he feels

He thinks he might have made a mistake

I know just how he feels

Every night he's on the corner

Stumble Boulevard and Vomit Avenue

He's just a mortal man

Yeah, he falters now and then

He does the best he can

He's drunk again

Oh yes, our boy is sunk again

Oh, oh, he's got a problem

Our buddy's got a problem, oh yeah

He thinks he made a mistake, oh yeah