[Jazzy Jay & Grand Wizard Theodore]

I am original DJ Jazzy Jay from

The mighty mighty Zulu Nation

First off, I'm gonna say my name is

Original scratch creator Grand Wizard Theodore

For those who don't know, I started back out in the '74

Afrika Bambaataa, Disco King Mario

Kool Herc, Grandmaster Flash

And you know some of the pioneers

That did it back then, ya know

Hip hop is universal man, it all depends upon what ya do it

Hip hop is like what you call a bastard child of

A lot of different forms of music

I just feel good, that a lot of rock bands are like

Are like, recognizing, ya know, the culture

We used to play these beats because

They used to drive us on the dance floor

And people don't really know that as a rock record

Until like the guitars come in and stuff like that

We didn't have no hip hop beats back in the days

We had to take it from everywhere, we can get it from

It's just trying to take it to another level

That what keeps the music new and keeps it fresh

As far as, ya know, rock is concerned man

I think rock is, ya know, a big part of hip-hop man

Rock helped influence hip-hop

Hip-hop helped influence the world

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[Mike Shinoda]

Shh, yeah, hey

Shh, you hear me

Okay, listen

Yo, it's like a triple stage darkness, listen and drift

Every muscle in your skin starts to shake and shift

You can hate the gift but my phrase is dazed

Ya click spray your face when I spit, I mean it

You're just too conceited, repeatin' and repeatin'

You're a thugged out gangsta pimp 'till you believe it

Seems like there's too much 'Pac, we don't need it

I'm cool on your heat, you can keep it

It's not a big secret, this is a game you can't win

You're singin' the same thing

Though we're bringin' the yen

So just close your eyes and pretend again

That your skin isn't as thin

As the skin you're in, bitch

Give me a second just to spell it out

So nobody can twist what I'm talkin' about

I don't have to fake anything I feel because

We both know every word is real

So give me a second just to spell it out

So nobody can twist what I'm talkin' about

I don't have to fake anything I feel because

We both know every word is real

[Lord Finesse]

Right about now, the funk soul brother

Check it out now, the funk soul brother

Right about now, the funk soul brother

Check it out now, the funk soul brother

I got the skills of titanium, straight to the cranium

Try to play me, and we could go to war like Iranians

The deep cat, I speak rap

As long as the beat phat, my shit'll be off the meat rack

Lord Finesse, don't harass the god

Spit four bars and piss on, like half your squad

So the savage, I don't gay bash

I don't harass if you niggas

Playin' Russian roulette with automatics

See, on the street, I'm top in rank

Three words, when I get the dice, stop the bank

Bet against me, you get your cash to me

My street team, promote nothin' but ass whoopins

Hard headed, handsome boys, the lost niggas

The type that sport two chicks on their arm like John Ritter

The bomb niggas, being stabbing the third

Better play like Jehovah witness, and spread the word

[Chester Bennington]

The sky opens wide

To swallow me again

Once I an inside

I'm lost and can't pretend

These pictures in my mind

Are not a part of me

These memories hold me tight

'til I can hardly breathe

[Mike Shinoda]

(breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe)

[Chester Bennington]

I can hardly breathe

[Mike Shinoda]

(breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe)

[Chester Bennington]

I can hardly stop the memories

Nothing I can say or do

Will take away what I've been through

What you were is what I've come to be

Nothing you can say to me

Will take away these memories

What you were is what I've come to be

[DJ Q-Bert]

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[Outro: Tim Meadows]

They taught me to look beyond

The superficial at the Handsome Boy Modeling School

One of the things that I look for in a woman is you know, personality

And I look for a sense of humor

And you know knockers, I'm just kidding

Like I said, I, I used to look at a woman

You know, chestal area first

I mean, the things that I look for now

Is that I look for a woman with money

I look for a woman with long legs

Whereas before I used to focus on, knockers or

Wait one second my illegitimate son is here

Yes, yes son, you want one of these?

Well, you have to go to the Handsome Boy Modeling School

Where you can get one okay?

Okay, daddy's got to work some more now

You go back over there and sit in the trailer