[Chorus]

I am going to jail, jail, jail

I am going to jail

To get a new pair of shoes

[Verse 1]

Guards will light my smokes for me

Smokes for me, smokes for me

Guards will light my smokes for me

When I go in jail

[Verse 2]

I will get three meals a day

Meals a day, meals a day

I will get three meals a day

When I go in there

[Verse 3]

I will make some new friends

New freinds, new freinds

And some won't like me very much

[Chorus]

I am going to jail, jail, jail

I am going to jail

To get a new pair of shoes