[Verse 1]

Opened the drawers under the bed

But there was nothing so I hid there

I forgot there was no one seeking me

I hear the doorbell, who might it be?

Jehova's witnesses ask me in

You can sit down, I'm heating readymeals

[Chorus 1]

Stick the toes in the socket

And try electroshock to cure dumbness

Spend the night in the kitchen

Never knew alcohol cured dumbness

[Verse 2]

Bad television imitates life

This fortune teller's totally right

She says I'm lonely

Well, damn! That's why I called

She's the only one who picked the phone

Before I decided to call you once more

An opportunity to resume our love

[Chorus 2]

We're running along the bowl lane

Never thought we could share our dumbness

But in town drink our cocktails

Never told we had ever been so dumb

[Interlude]

You'll be older too

You'll be colder too

[Bridge]

We were always together

Never knew why I gave you so much trust

That's the thrill of the journey baby

After all I'm with you, I'm dumb enough

[Outro]

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When I thought I had lost it

You proved that it was the rest of the world who had

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