[Verse 1]

Man can start a war and

Man can fly to Mars and

Man can do anything

Why can't we kill the beast?

Man can clone the pig and

Can enlarge a dick and

Man can do everything

So, why can't we kill the beast?

[Chorus]

Why MCA? (Why? Why? Why? Why?)

He was such a Beastie Boy

Why MCA? (Why? Why? Why? Why?)

He is still my Beastie Boy

[Verse 2]

Man can go on strike and

Man can fight for rights and

Man can do everything

Why can't we kill the beast?

Sitting here, drinking smoothies

Watching happy-ending movies

Can't we stand up, please?

Can't we kill the beast?

[Chorus]

Why MCA? (Why? Why? Why? Why?)

He was such a Beastie Boy

Why MCA? (Why? Why? Why? Why?)

He is still my Beastie Boy

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

Why MCA? (Why? Why? Why? Why?)

He was such a Beastie Boy

Why MCA? (Why? Why? Why? Why?)

He was such a Beastie Boy

Forever be my Beastie Boy