Released on December 23, 2025

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My name is David, but you can call me Divine

Coming to this class for the second to last time

And I'm telling this story, if you don’t mind

About that time in econ I almost lost my mind

See, I was sitting alone, with no brain in my head

So I asked my friend Evan what to do, and he said;

“You need to study; it’s just plain as that!

Make sure on the test that you know every fact

Like why a corporation needs some crowdfunding

Or why you should be concerned about the GDP, honey!

Just know the four goods, and then you’ll be good

I’m busy, but I would help you if I could”

“And remember those fours,” she added; “There’s a lot of them!

Like, just try and name those four factors of production!”

I listened to those words like I listen to my mother; they just went in one ear and came out the other!

So now I’m-

Cleaning my room up on a Saturday

Folding laundry as if I’ll find a marginal utility

I hope there’s still a production possibility

This crazy feeling

I really need to study

Oh, what am I gonna do?

I really need an “A”

Oh, what am I gonna do?

I think I’m ‘bout to blow!

Oh, what am I gonna do?

I need to stop this freakin’

Or I can kiss goodbye that concert next weekend!

STUDY BUDDY

I really need your help

Nobody else around to quiz me right now

STUDY BUDDY

I need you to come over!

Lay all your notes out on my Ashley couch

So bring that Dr. Pepper

We’ll study all night, maybe

Or until I go crazy

Sure hope you're not feeling lazy

STUDY BUDDY

Then I’ll read my book all day

And I’ll work extra hard to get that “A”!

Now let me look and see where Nelly is

She’s driving the five hours down to Las Vegas

I called her while she’s driving in her car

But you and me both know that she didn’t get far

I’m sure danica can help me, or maybe I’ll ask Sebastian

I can’t ask Julie cuz she’s never gotten an A in her whole life

I’m running out of options, it’ll be hard to enjoy

My winter break if I don’t pull through tonight

I need a-

STUDY BUDDY

I really need your help

Nobody else around to quiz me right now

STUDY BUDDY

I need you to come over!

Lay all your notes out on my Ashley couch

So bring that Dr. Pepper

We’ll study all night, maybe

Or until I go crazy

Sure hope you're not feeling lazy

STUDY BUDDY

Then I’ll read my book all day

And I’ll work extra hard to get that “A”!

STUDY BUDDY x2

I studied all I could, I hope I don’t regret it

But in case I do, thanks Mr. Shanny for allowing me to perform this song for extra credit!