[Verse 1]
Women, why do them exist?
God created that blight then saved the priests
God damned, another mistake!
You've gotta pay a lot of money then you get fucked
[Chorus]
Masturbation, you won't get AIDS, just move your hand
Save your money, only five minutes and you feel so great
[Verse 2]
Bitches: they want to destroy you
They take your soul and try to rot your brain
Bastards, daughters of God
They swear they love you then you feel the pain
[Chorus]
Masturbation, you won't get AIDS, just move your hand
Save your money, only five minutes and you feel so great
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[Verse 3]
Red lights, a good way to be safe
Get the ideas then get ready to erupt
Fast hand, that's what you need
Don't risk to be a father you'd better spread off your seeds
[Chorus]
Masturbation, you won't get AIDS, just move your hand
Save your money, only five minutes and you feel so great