This is the tits and the ass

So relax, kick back, get comfortable

And suck comes in three flavors

You might just want to try new grape

The fight's not on 'til ten

But it's gonna be good, two niggers gonna beat each other raw

The new season's just starting

And we're sure you'll agree it's gonna be the best one yet

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With a pounding hot rock score, phone line's ten bucks a minute

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When we take you in the dead of night