Setting Things Right Again

[Intro]

I am George W. Bush, and you best not cross my path

Because now I have the backing, and you're going to feel my wrath

The Christian right adores me, because I swore to carry out God's will

Can you believe that they're my strongest support considering how I love to kill?

They can live with murder on death row, but not Roe Vs. Wade

So I promised them if they got me elected some changes would be made

So now those irresponsible teenagers will be forced to have a kid

It makes no difference to me, I don't sleep around like Clinton

Are we now to regress back to the Reagan years, the ruling elite's wet dream?

Where capital punishment is viewed as civilized, but art and music as obscene

Claiming that they're for less government rule in livelihood as they set the stage

To tip the scales in the companies' favor, freeze the minimum wage

Fight to reinstate prayer in public schools and make Christians proud

Appoint Supreme Court justices who will ensure that abortion is disallowed

Cutting all the medical coverage for those inflicted with AIDS

And push the gays back into the closet in hopes that their movement fades

I can't relate to homosexuals, so I'll keep same-sex marriages banned

In fact, the only "Dick" I like is my second in command

You may remember Mr. Cheeney, he was one of my daddy's peers

And he'll really be an asset if he can live for four more years

He's a veteran of the trenches, so I put him on my team

Because it's time to bring back all the tactics of the Reagan-Bush regime

With Jeb's help, I stole the election and brought the liberal era to an end

And although the left-wing will not like it I'm going to set things right again

They initiate absurdity that to them makes perfect sense

Cut out every social program and simultaneously build up our defense

That they'll mostly use for internal conflict, like when the activists "attack"

And the provoked protectors of the law have no choice, but to fight back

When assessing what the problem is, their lack of judgment never fails

And the only answer that they have is to build more jails

Every time the standard of living drops and a rise in crime ensues

They never attribute it to survival, but a lack of family values

I'm here to restore dignity to the White House once again

And I can't do that in reality, so I guess I'll just pretend

It's no big shock that I'll starve the poor and cater to those with wealth

In fact, the only thing that may surprise you is that I manage to dress myself

I am definitely not the brightest man, my brain is pretty lame

The only reason I made it this far is that I have my daddy's name

But as long as I'm your president, you better learn to pray

It could only happen in America, God bless the USA