[Intro]

Did you throw her on her neck?

Or did you drop her cuz you’re weak

You got the cops called on you quicker

Then you could become the kicker

[Interlude]

Ba Bum, Bum Bum!

Ba Bum, Bum Bum!

Ba Bum, Bum Bum!

Ba Bum, Bum Bum!

[Verse]

You don’t need publicity

You’re pretty popular

This is hurting your rep

Or maybe not, no one cares

Because I know what you did was bad

And that the girl is probably sad

But she needs the ambulance not the cops

To be honest, this is kind of a bop

Um-

[Outro]

You got the cops called on you quicker

Then you could become the kicker

Dude, what did you really do?

These rumors are spiraling fast

I don’t know what’s true, is this a ploy

I do know that you’re screwed, lover boy

Bum Bum!