[Chorus]

I could hit dingers

And we could be winners

And I up here swinging

And everyone is clapping

But it can't be like that

Cuz I have an illegal bat

[Verse]

I'm not a good pitcher, I'm a catcher!

If we win this, we'll be richer

But, that won't happen

I can't be a win snatcher

I was once, but I wasn't using you

Clutched it at the end

And it was damn fun to attend

We straight up blew

You out of the running

Cuz bitch, we stunning

Hit it far, but it could go farther if you were there

Baby, I do care

[Chorus]

I could hit dingers

And we could be winners

And I up herе swinging

And everyone is clapping

But it can't bе like that

Cuz I have an illegal bat