Rise! The Golgothan!

Voracious shit demon

Viciously conjured from the bowels of the earth

A foul concoction

Pristine porcelain befouled by a god

Who could stop this shit-flinging barrage

With crooked horns and tepid hooves

This near-death exposure is about to bloom

The Golgothan - has been summoned, what a sight

As meals have passed, bystanders gassed

The wrath of my pooper spelled doom

The Golgothan - has been summoned, what a blight

As I'm choking on deadly curds

The Golgothan - death might be the only way out

The stew is bubbling with degenеrative turds

The Golgothan - a ragout of misspell and poo

Trying to еscape this shit-filled mirage

By colon obstructed and nauseous gas

Pray for me, the porcelain god

Die for me, the mephitic one

With crooked horns and tepid hooves

This near-death exposure is about to bloom

The Golgothan - has been summoned, what a sight

As meals have passed, bystanders gassed

The wrath of my pooper spelled doom

The Golgothan - has been summoned, what a fight

Finally enjoying the hors-d'oeuvre

Begrudgingly shoving my face with these deadly turds

Satan spawn the caca daemon

Slitherine merchant of faeces a whiff of my brew

Much to everyone's degout

Convincing the nonbelievers

Viciously conjured from the bowels of the earth

A foul concoction of degenerative turds

Pristine porcelain befouled by a god

Whoever could stop the madness

Shit-flinging relentless barrage

As I hold on for dear life

The Golgothan's been summoned, what a blight

Rise! The Golgothan

Voracious shit demon

Rise! The Golgothan

Voracious shit demon