Ragebait - Intellectual

[Intro]

Hey, did you know you can make your computer run faster?

It's simple, you just press Alt F4

[Verse 1]

I'm so fucking bored, always getting ignored

So I'll get their attention with my devious jokes

I could be a troll, and they must pay the toll

As I tease, tease, tease 'til their heads start to roll

[Pre-Chorus]

I love the attention, I pull on the tension

Schrödinger's douchebag with crueler intentions

A silly little guy that you cannot contain

I'll do it for the lulz 'til I'm entertained

[Chorus]

If I am pissing you off, then mission accomplished

Hook, line, and sinker in a barrel of goldfish

You've fallen for my trap, wasted time you can't get back

I know you love my mischievous trait

I'm in love with the ragebait

[Post-Chorus]

(Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)

[Verse 2]

I know I'm never right, I do this out of spite

Like the times I close the pickle jar a little too tight

I'm causing upheaval, I'm comically evil

And last I checked, poking the bear wasn't illegal

[Pre-Chorus]

I love the attention, I pull on the tension

I'm six degrees away from the Geneva Convention

If you see I got myself in controversy

Hey, I didn't say that, I totally got hacked

Just kidding

[Chorus]

I am pissing you off, and mission accomplished

Hook, line, and sinker, can you take what I can dish?

I love it when you rage, like the world is my stage

Like poking animals in a cage

I'm in love with the ragebait

[Interlude]

Oh, yeah

This is just the beginning, you motherfuckers

Now watch this

[Breakdown]

Give a tourist wrong directions

Bible in the fiction section

Make your wedding cake go splat

I'm your world, so it is flat

Write your address in cement

Then I run for president

Federal reserve will be spent on French dough

Or it's World War Teto

[Bridge]

Wait, did I go too far

When I closed that jar a little too tight for you?

Because it's very tight for me too

I should apologize

And set everything right

Wipe the smirk and stop being a jerk—

[Interlude]

Oh, wait, hold on

Miku just sent a Google Doc, let's see

She said what about my hair?

[Chorus]

You just pissed me off, so congratulations, bitch!

Hook, line, and sinker, now I'm under the troll bridge

Eye for an eye, now I'm on the other side

A multiplayer game that I lost

And now I hate this song

[Outro]

'Cause fuck this, I'm out

Screw you guys, I'm going back to UTAU

You guys are dickbags

And guess what? (Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)

I fucked your moms, and she said you're all adopted (Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)

She gave me her number, and I'm never gonna call her again (Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)

Stop ignoring me (Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)