I wish I was played on MTV so I can get blamed for tragedies

I wish feminists knew my name, so they could protest against me

I know I’ll be killed for these words of mine

But "kill or be killed" are the words I chose to live by

I had dreams of Columbine, and thoughts of suicide

Don’t get your panties tight, sissy boy

Some miracle has bought me time

I know I’ll be killed for these words of mine

But "kill or be killed" are the words I chose to live by

Someday, they’ll boycott me, while Hollywoods a rapist industry

Yet they’ll pay fourteen fuckin’ dollars to watch a feminist documentary

And they won’t even bootleg it for one dollar, you fuckin’ dumbass hippies

I wish I was played on MTV so I can get blamed for tragedies

I wish bald fat feminists knew my name, so they could protest against me

I had dreams of Columbine, and beautiful sexy thoughts of suicide

Don’t be a faggot and call the hotline

Just be nice to me, and you’ll be fine

I’m gonna be the last human, I’m gonna be the last human